blue collar survival skills

just got locked out of my apartment for the second time in a month. i know what you’re thinking, “how dumb are you?” i too am considering the same thing. luckily, for me, my daddy raised me right. since everyone with my spare keys could not come to my rescue, i just thought back to the time when i saw my dad pick a lock and i went ahead and did the exact same thing. PRESTO! totally worked. i may have no direction in life, but man did i make my papa proud today.