just shut up and be pretty
i need to just shoot my mouth/fingers off right now about nothing. well it sure feels like something but based on my track record in all likelihood it’s diddly-squat.
so, with that said…nothing pisses me off more than pretty people trying to be anything other than pretty.
for example: i think as a general rule, if no one in your life has ever told you that you’re funny then there probably is a reason for that. if you are one of those said people, PLEASE stop trying to join in the witty banter that may be taking place on someone’s FB status update or photo. chances are you’re super attractive, but still, most of the time people just feel bad for how dumb you sound.
now i’m not saying looks and sense of humor/intelligence are mutually exclusive, but i would say 91% of the time the presence of sexy usually indicates a lack of funny or smart (ie, sarah palin or any model.) so if you’re hot, just stick to doing things hot people do: get a lifetime subscription to US Weekly, go for walks in malls where the other hotties go, head to AA if you’re single, be a sperm donor or a trophy wife/girlfriend. BUT, if you’re super stupid (ie, sarah palin or any model), please feel free to adopt as no one wants more of your intolerably stupid genetics floating around. chances are your adopted child may be the only smart thing you’ll ever do.
