CAUTION - THIS WILL DISTURB YOU
Safe Sex for Seniors (by safersex4seniors)
The most important lesson I have learned after years of dating is that ALL men want to rip your face off when you squeeze their “ingrown hairs” aka zits.
head explosion.
let’s KONY this guy!
20oz of Red Bull in my system and I’m well on my way to a self induced hypo manic episode! #everyonewantstodatecrazy (Taken with instagram)
All men, regardless of kingdom, hold their balls when they sleep.
Mister Monster Boo Bear HAS BEEN ADOPTED!!!! Tomorrow night Mister heads to his new family. I’ll miss this guy a lot but I’m so happy he found an amazing happy home! (Taken with instagram)
Ceelo has tiny T rex arms!
FORTE ANIMAL ADOPTION - TODAY TILL 3:30! Centinela Feed & Pet Supplies 3860 S. Centinela Avenue Los Angeles, CA 90066 (Taken with instagram)
Olive Soup for @maramarek (Taken with instagram)
Boston Terrier Sets New Land Speed Record
A Boston Terrier named Venus has shattered the previous land speed record for dogs, landing her a permanent place in canine sports history.
Her secret? No tail, no wind resistance.
Via tenfoursix.
blue collar survival skills
just got locked out of my apartment for the second time in a month. i know what you’re thinking, “how dumb are you?” i too am considering the same thing. luckily, for me, my daddy raised me right. since everyone with my spare keys could not come to my rescue, i just thought back to the time when i saw my dad pick a lock and i went ahead and did the exact same thing. PRESTO! totally worked. i may have no direction in life, but man did i make my papa proud today.
Fostering this girl for a week…anyone in LA want an amazing dog!? (Taken with instagram)
